Oklahoma

Ruprecht: “Mother?”
Lawrence: “This isn’t your mother.”
Ruprecht: “Not Mother?”
Lawrence: “But I have wonderful news. Miss Trumble and I are going to be married. We’re going to live in Oklahoma.”
Ruprecht: “Really?”
Lawrence: “….No, Ruprecht. …Nooo…You want the genital cuff? …Don’t worry. We won’t go anywhere without you.”
Ruprecht: “Oklahoma!”
Lawrence: “He’ll enjoy Oklahoma’s wide-open spaces. He loves to run and run and run.”
Ruprecht: “Oaaak-Laaa-HOMA Oaklahoma Oaklahoma Oaklahoma Oaklahoma!”
(from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels)

 

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